Star Noirs Part III (Bonus Episode, Scene XXIII) - Podcast

It's "Star Noir" not "Star War" in part three of this gritty, street-level bonus episode. Four Courscant beat cops during the height of Imperial power find themselves out of their depths in a game of cat a mouse with an enigmatic killer. As they descend to Level 1313, they'll learn the truth... but would the be better off not knowing?

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Star Noirs, Part III - (Episode 0; Scene 23)

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Star Noirs Part II (Bonus Episode, Scene XXII) - Podcast

It's "Star Noir" not "Star War" in part two of this bonus episode - as four beat cops on Coruscant get involved in the dark-and-gritty underbelly of high-society life. Will they come out clean, or get pulled down into the muck?

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Star Noirs, Part II - (Episode 0; Scene 22)

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Star Noirs - Part I (Bonus Episode, Scene XXI) - Podcast

It's "Star Noir" not "Star War" in part one of this bonus episode - as four beat cops on Coruscant get involved in the dark-and-gritty underbelly of high-society life. Will they come out clean, or get pulled down into the muck?

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Star Noirs, Part I - (Episode 0; Scene 21)

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3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special - Part II (Bonus Episode 0, Scene XX) - Podcast

It's the 3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special - Part 2! Three younglings are the only chance to save Life Day from the villainous Sith Rogen.
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3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special, Pt 2 - (Episode 0; Scene 20)

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3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special - Part I (Bonus Episode 0, Scene XIX) - Podcast

It's the 3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special (Part One) - Can the Younglings save Life Day, or will their be no wookie-ookies for anyone this year?

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3rd Annual NTMTO! Holiday Special, Pt 1 - (Episode 0; Scene 19)

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Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt II (Episode 0, Scene XIX) - Podcast

We're crossing the Streams in this bonus episode! The cast of Black Bag, a Call of Cthulu game, plays their first game of Star Wars. They've already crash landed on a barren planet, and now a murderous giant insect is hunting them for game. What else could go wrong?

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 Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt II - (Episode 0; Scene 19)

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Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag, Pt I (Episode 0, Scene XVIII) - Podcast

We're crossing the Streams in this bonus episode! The cast of Black Bag, a Call of Cthulu game, plays their first game of Star Wars. What will they do when they find their Rebellion cruiser under attack and outgunned by a Star Destroyer?

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 Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt I - (Episode 0; Scene 18)

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Arena of Death, Neon Swamp Pt. II (Episode 0, Scene XVII) - Podcast

Episode 0, Scene 17 - In part two of this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! P9-L, Elruc Thawn, and mysterious bounty hunter Sage team up to survive the Neon Swamp in the Hutt Arena of Death. But are they any match for elite hunter DJ5000?

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 Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt II - (Episode 0; Scene 17)

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Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt I (Episode 0, Scene XVI) - Podcast

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! a group of unlikely allies find themselves locked in a Hutt Arena of Death. That's right - it's the return to the Arena of Death: Neon Swamp. Will anyone make it out alive?

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 Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt I - (Episode 0; Scene 16)

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Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. 2 (Episode 0, Scene XV) - Podcast

Part 2 of our bonus podracing episode! We catch up with a group of heroes, trapped on the backwater planet Vulpter. The only way out? A high-stakes podrace to the finish! Can they make it off the planet, or will they kill each other first?

Join Force-haunted diplomat Tamaya, Naotlan captain Cap'n Qah Ren, hot shot pilot Dakk "Stryker" Porkins, 2nd hot shot pilot Elruc Thawn, and effete, haywire droid Ctrl-Alt-Delete as they figure out how the hell they're going to get out of this one.

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Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. II - (Episode 0; Scene 15)

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Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. I (Episode 0, Scene XIV) - Podcast

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! we catch up with a group of heroes, trapped on the backwater planet Vulpter. The only way out? A high-stakes podrace to the finish! Can they make it off the planet, or will they kill each other first?

Join Force-haunted diplomat Tamaya, Naotlan captain Cap'n Qah Ren, hot shot pilot Dakk "Stryker" Porkins, 2nd hot shot pilot Elruc Thawn, and effete, haywire droid Ctrl-Alt-Delete as they figure out how the hell they're going to get out of this one.

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Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. I - (Episode 0; Scene 14)

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Happy Life Day '15

Happy Holidays, everyone! No full episode this week - but please enjoy these holiday wishes from all of us here at Never Tell Me The Odds!, and Princess Leia.

You can enjoy our Holiday Episode from 2014 here. See you all in the New Year!

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Happy Holidays everyone!

Happy Life Day '15 


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Force and Destiny Beginner Game Pt. 3 (Bonus Scene XIII, Episode 0) - Podcast

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds, we play through the Force and Destiny Beginner's Game... sort of. Get acquainted with the new rules from FFG's latest addition to the Star Wars RPG universe, as we push the rules into strange new areas. In the dramatic climax, the players find themselves facing a spirit of the dark side - and betrayal from within!

Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast. New adventure every Friday. Four L.A. based professional comedians / improvisers attempt to keep their Star Wars characters alive on the edges of the Empire. Uses the popular Fantasy Flight Games RPG system.
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Force and Destiny Beginner's Game Pt. 3 - (Episode 0; Scene 13)

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Force and Destiny Beginner Game Pt. 2 (Bonus Scene XII, Episode 0) - Podcast

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds, we play through the Force and Destiny Beginner's Game... sort of. Get acquainted with the new rules from FFG's latest addition to the Star Wars RPG universe, as we push the rules into strange new areas.

Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast. New adventure every Friday. Four L.A. based professional comedians / improvisers attempt to keep their Star Wars characters alive on the edges of the Empire. Uses the popular Fantasy Flight Games RPG system.
Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!

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Force and Destiny Beginner's Game Pt. 2 - (Episode 0; Scene 12)

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Force and Destiny Beginner's Game Pt.1 (Bonus Scene XI, Episode 0) - Podcast

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds, we play through the Force and Destiny Beginner's Game... sort of. Get acquainted with the new rules from FFG's latest addition to the Star Wars RPG universe, as we push the rules into strange new areas.

Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast. New adventure every Friday. Four L.A. based professional comedians / improvisers attempt to keep their Star Wars characters alive on the edges of the Empire. Uses the popular Fantasy Flight Games RPG system.
Never Tell Me The Odds is a Star Wars RPG live play podcast, where four professional comedians / improvisers doing their best to stay alive on the edge of the Empire. New episodes every Friday!

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Force and Destiny Beginner's Game Pt. 1 - (Episode 0; Scene 11)

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Special Episode - Never Tell Me The Odds! Clip Show (Pizza Hutt Shack Outtake Reel) - Podcast

No new episode this week. Instead, enjoy this outtake reel of the stuff we couldn't fit into the "Pizza Hutt Shack" episodes!

We'll be back next week with a new adventure!

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Never Tell Me The Odds! Clip Show

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Pizza Hutt Shack Pt. 3 (Bonus Scene X, Episode 0) - Podcast

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! we turn back the hands of time to Star Wars: A New Hope. Our "heroic" PC's, Gippy Bindoo, P9-L, Capt. Doowhip, and Duchess, attempt to race Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Death Star in an attempt to save Princess Leia first. They've found Leia, but will she go with them? Will Obi-Wan Kenobi interfere? And what happens with Darth Vader shows up?

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Pizza Hutt Shack Pt. 3 - (Episode 0; Scene 10)

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Pizza Hutt Shack Pt. 2 (Bonus Scene IX, Episode 0) - Podcast

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! we turn back the hands of time to Star Wars: A New Hope. Our "heroic" PC's, Gippy Bindoo, P9-L, Capt. Doowhip, and Duchess, attempt to race Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Death Star in an attempt to save Princess Leia first. But now that they've arrived in the Death Star, will they be able to make it out alive?

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Pizza Hutt Shack Pt. 2 - (Episode 0; Scene 9)

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Pizza Hutt Shack Pt. 1 (Bonus Session VIII, Episode 0) - Podcast

In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! we turn back the hands of time to Star Wars: A New Hope. Our "heroic" PC's, Gippy Bindoo, P9-L, Capt. Doowhip, and Duchess, attempt to race Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Death Star in an attempt to save Princess Leia first. But can they make it to the Death Star in one piece?

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Pizza Hutt Shack Pt. 1 - (Episode 0; Scene 8)

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Parking Space Opera Pt. 2 (Bonus Session VII, Episode 0) - Podcast

A bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds  - "Parking Space Opera - Part 2"!

In this "what if" episode, we find the crew on Tatooine trying to beat Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan to the Millennium Falcon. But will they even survive Mos Eisley Cantina?

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Parking Space Opera Pt. 2 - (Episode 0; Scene 7)

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