Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Amazon Prime Directive (Episode V, Scene XI) - Podcast




 Episode V, Scene XI of NTMTO! - the grand finale of The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew of the Hertz have entered the heart of the Fabian's long forgotten treasure horde - and uncovered wealth beyond all imagining... but what darkness is concealed beneath the gold?

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Amazon Prime Directive - (Episode 5; Scene 11)

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Saturday, December 17, 2016

Showdown on Fabian's Roost & Baby Rancor from the Sky (Episode V, Scene X) - Podcast




 Episode V, Scene X of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's RoostThe crew of the Hertz uncovers riches and mysteries unseen by the galaxy in centuries on the fabled treasure planet of Fabian's Roost. But what awaits them in the depths, and what is the secret of Fabian's Roost?

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Showdown on Fabian's Roost & Baby Rancor from the Sky - (Episode 5; Scene 10)

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Saturday, December 10, 2016

Fat Albert & The Toilet Droid (Episode V, Scene IX) - Podcast




 Episode V, Scene IX of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! At long last - after a galaxy-spanning hunt - the crew of the Hertz has finally found the fabled treasure planet of Fabian's Roost!

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Fat Albert & The Toliet Droid - (Episode 5; Scene 9)

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Friday, December 2, 2016

Frank Sinatra Voice Box & Rancor Ambergris (Episode V, Scene VIII) - Podcast




Episode V, Scene VIII of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew is on the trail of the third and final piece of the lost map to Fabian's Roost! A quick complication-free pit stop is all that lays between them and their final destination. What could be easier?

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 Frank Sinatra Voice Box & Rancor Ambergris - (Episode 5; Scene 8)

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Friday, November 18, 2016

The Mirialin & The Escape From Qat Chrystac (Episode V, Scene VII) - Podcast



Episode V, Scene VII of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost ! The second part of the relic has been found! One piece remains to complete the map to Fabian's Roost - but a mysterious stranger and a dangerous encounter might keep them from even getting off planet!

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 The Mirialin & The Escape From Qat Chrystac - (Episode 5; Scene 7)

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Sunday, November 13, 2016

Rad Troopers (Episode V, Scene VI) - Podcast



The crew sets foot on a planet of radioactive lava in hopes of finding a lost treasure map... but they'll have to overcome the Empire's crack troops, trained for the most extreme environments... the Rad Troopers.

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 Rad Troopers - (Episode 5; Scene 6)

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Sunday, November 6, 2016

I'd Kinda Like To See How This Turns Out (Episode V, Scene V) - Podcast



Episode 5, Scene 5 of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! Lightsaber action and daring escapes await the crew - but what waits for them up ahead, as they travel to the far reaches of the galaxy in search for the lost map to Fabian's Roost?

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 I'd Kinda Like To See How This Turns Out - (Episode 5; Scene 5)

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Sunday, October 30, 2016

Casino Gank (Episode V, Scene IV) - Podcast



Episode 5, Scene IV of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The crew needs to make a quick getaway from Granga's casino - but a few loose ends threaten to trip them up!

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 Casino Gank - (Episode 5; Scene 4)

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Sunday, October 23, 2016

Ewok Pit Fighter (Episode V, Scene III) - Podcast



Episode V, Scene III of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost! The players have located ex-Imperial Moff Vulganis in a Hutt casino...but a high-stakes Sabaac game is interrupted by a junkie with a tall tale about a map to the lost treasure planet of Fabian's Roost - and he has the golden idol to prove it! 

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 Ewok Pit Fighter - (Episode 5; Scene 3)

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Sunday, October 16, 2016

Granga's Gambles (Episode V, Scene II) - Podcast



Episode V, Scene II of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost ! The crew of the Hertz have arrived at Granga's Gambles... a fabulous destination casino on the edge of Hutt space. Somewhere within lurks ex-Imperial Moff Vulganis. But what does he know...and 

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 Granga's Gambles - (Episode 5; Scene 2)

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Sunday, October 9, 2016

Knockoff Whiskey & Rancor Stage Show (Episode V, Scene I) - Podcast



Episode V, Scene I of NTMTO! - The Secret of Fabian's Roost - begins! Grango (the gambling Toydarian) and Root Riggles (the lost Ewok), are rejoined by delusional diplomat Tamaya! The New Republic has a new task for them...one that may lead to untold riches! But even as they begin, forces seen and unseen begin to move against them.

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 Knockoff Whiskey & Rancor Stage Show - (Episode 5; Scene 1)

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Saturday, October 1, 2016

Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt II (Episode 0, Scene XIX) - Podcast



We're crossing the Streams in this bonus episode! The cast of Black Bag, a Call of Cthulu game, plays their first game of Star Wars. They've already crash landed on a barren planet, and now a murderous giant insect is hunting them for game. What else could go wrong?

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 Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt II - (Episode 0; Scene 19)

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NTMTO! - Galactic Scavenger Hunt GIVEAWAY

Never Tell Me The Odds! 

Galactic Scavenger Hunt!




Help the heroes of NTMTO! - and win great prizes - by playing along in the Never Tell Me The Odds! Galactic Scavenger Hunt!

We kick off the adventure of Episode V: The Secret of Fabian's Roost with a real-life scavenger hunt. Solve puzzles, interact with the players, and direct the course of the game in this collaborative, multi-platform scavenger hunt!

As you unravel the mystery you'll claim real world Star Wars swag...and those who make it to the end will be entered to win the GRAND PRIZE PACK!

Join the hunt on Twitter @NTMTOPodcast

Grand Prize Pack Includes:

  • Star Wars RPG Core Rulebook (Edge of the Empire, Age of Rebellion, or Force & Destiny)
  • One (1) Set of Star Wars RPG Game Dice
  • Super Special SECRET PRIZE
  • Over a $100 value!



But that's not all! As you solve each leg of the scavenger hunt, you'll claim prizes along the way!

Players who complete all 3 legs of the GALACTIC SCAVENGER HUNT will be entered to win the GRAND PRIZE PACK!


How To Play:


Follow @NTMTOPodcast on Twitter and look for the hashtag #NTMTOHUNT

A trail of clues and  codes across the internet and hidden in the real world will help you discover the prizes of the GALACTIC SCAVENGER HUNT.

Influence the Game:

The heroes of Never Tell Me The Odds! need your help. The only way they can discover the secret of Fabian's Roost is if YOU help them unravel the puzzles they encounter along the way.

Participate on Twitter with the hashtag #NTMTOHUNT to influence the outcome of the adventure!

Solve the Puzzles:

The first puzzle has already been posted! Find clues on @NTMTOPodcast and in the podcasts of Episode V - The Secret of Fabian's Roost.

The first puzzle has been posted below. Discover the secret of the code to find the next piece of the puzzle!

Puzzle no. 3




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Saturday, September 24, 2016

Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag, Pt I (Episode 0, Scene XVIII) - Podcast



We're crossing the Streams in this bonus episode! The cast of Black Bag, a Call of Cthulu game, plays their first game of Star Wars. What will they do when they find their Rebellion cruiser under attack and outgunned by a Star Destroyer?

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 Never Tell Me What's In The Black Bag Pt I - (Episode 0; Scene 18)

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Saturday, September 17, 2016

Arena of Death, Neon Swamp Pt. II (Episode 0, Scene XVII) - Podcast



Episode 0, Scene 17 - In part two of this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! P9-L, Elruc Thawn, and mysterious bounty hunter Sage team up to survive the Neon Swamp in the Hutt Arena of Death. But are they any match for elite hunter DJ5000?

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 Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt II - (Episode 0; Scene 17)

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Sunday, September 11, 2016

Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt I (Episode 0, Scene XVI) - Podcast



In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! a group of unlikely allies find themselves locked in a Hutt Arena of Death. That's right - it's the return to the Arena of Death: Neon Swamp. Will anyone make it out alive?

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 Arena of Death, Neon Swamp, Pt I - (Episode 0; Scene 16)

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Sunday, September 4, 2016

Wikiacloaca (Episode IV, Scne VI) - Podcast




 Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - reaches it's dramatic conclusion! Chaos erupts at the survivor's camp as Commander Dragan descends into madness. Cue the Cap'n and his "thermal detonator"... Will order prevail? What's the secret connection between Kaveri and Commander Dragn? What's the secret underlying the madness of the Rancor? And what's a cloaca? Find out now!

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Wikiacloaca - (Episode 4; Scene 6)

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Sunday, August 28, 2016

Bugs & Price, Prison Guards (Episode IV, Scene V) - Podcast




 Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - nears it's dramatic climax as the battered expeditionary crew finds the survivors of the Port Delmara incident - only to find themselves immediately jailed! Who is the leader of the survivors, and what history does she have with mission leader Kaveri?

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Bugs & Price, Prison Guards - (Episode 4; Scene 5)

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Saturday, August 20, 2016

Momish & The Flying Chair (Episode IV, Scene IV) - Podcast




 Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - continues as our crew bushwacks their way through the lush forests of Delmara - where they encounter a small group of survivors..and some lethal wildlife.

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Momish & The Flying Chair - (Episode 4; Scene 4)

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Saturday, August 13, 2016

Cowboy Wookiee (Episode IV, Scene III) - Podcast




 Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - continues as our crew picks themselves up after a devastating rancor attack. With their investigation mission now a rescue mission, the crew sets out toward the evacuation point to look for survivors...

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Cowboy Wookiee - (Episode 4; Scene 3)

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Saturday, August 6, 2016

Rank, or Rancor? - Episode IV, Scene II (Podcast)




 Episode IV - Wrath and Rancor - continues as our intrepid crew prepares to land on the far flung colony planet, Delmara. What caused the mysterious destruction of the settlement, and will they avoid the same fate?

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Lei'an - (Episode 4; Scene 1)

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Saturday, July 30, 2016

Lei'an (Episode IV, Scene I) - Podcast





Episode IV of NTMTO! - Wrath and Rancor - begins as a ragtag crew answers the summons of the newly founded New Republic. Join Grango (the gambling Toydarian), P-9L (the murderous droid bodyguard), Root Riggles (the lost Ewok), and Kaveri (the Force-sensitive Togruta) as they investigate a mysterious occurrence on a distant colony planet.

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Lei'an - (Episode 4; Scene 1)

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Sunday, July 24, 2016

Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. 2 (Episode 0, Scene XV) - Podcast



Part 2 of our bonus podracing episode! We catch up with a group of heroes, trapped on the backwater planet Vulpter. The only way out? A high-stakes podrace to the finish! Can they make it off the planet, or will they kill each other first?

Join Force-haunted diplomat Tamaya, Naotlan captain Cap'n Qah Ren, hot shot pilot Dakk "Stryker" Porkins, 2nd hot shot pilot Elruc Thawn, and effete, haywire droid Ctrl-Alt-Delete as they figure out how the hell they're going to get out of this one.

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Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. II - (Episode 0; Scene 15)

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Sunday, July 17, 2016

Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. I (Episode 0, Scene XIV) - Podcast



In this bonus episode of Never Tell Me The Odds! we catch up with a group of heroes, trapped on the backwater planet Vulpter. The only way out? A high-stakes podrace to the finish! Can they make it off the planet, or will they kill each other first?

Join Force-haunted diplomat Tamaya, Naotlan captain Cap'n Qah Ren, hot shot pilot Dakk "Stryker" Porkins, 2nd hot shot pilot Elruc Thawn, and effete, haywire droid Ctrl-Alt-Delete as they figure out how the hell they're going to get out of this one.

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Now This Is Podcasting! Pt. I - (Episode 0; Scene 14)

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Saturday, July 9, 2016

The Porkins Brothers (Ep. III, Scene XI) - Podcast



Episode 3, Scene 11

The dramatic conclusion of Episode III - Pit of Despair! Merce's crew, still reeling from the loss of their comrades, find themselves on the precipice of doom. The Pit nears self-destruction, even as freed prisoner Quintel attempts to negotiate with former crew member P-9L. Meanwhile, P-9L takes aim at the back of Quintel's head, seeking revenge for the precious amulet he stole from her. On top of all this, insane Jedi Iron Gan still seeks their heads!

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The Porkins Brothers - (Episode 3; Scene 11)

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Friday, June 24, 2016

Not Afraid of Bill Clinton (Episode III, Scene X) - Podcast



Episode 3, Scene 10

 Molten steel fills the execution deck, as mad Jedi Iron Gan sets his sights on his next prey. A rain of molten metal, murderous droids, and an armor piercing grenade all add up to more trouble as the crew attempts to get out of the Pit before it self-destructs.

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Not Afraid of Bill Clinton - (Episode 3; Scene 10)

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Saturday, June 18, 2016

A Star Wars Pit (Episode III, Scene IX) - Podcast



Episode 3, Scene 9

 Death has arrived in the Pit - and it's name is Iron Gan! The remnants of Merc's crew scrabble for the exits as the mad Jedi prepares to turn his blade on them. Will anyone make it out alive?

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Star Wars Pit - (Episode 3; Scene 9)

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Saturday, June 4, 2016

Blue Corn & Trash Dragons (Episode III, Scene VIII) - Podcast



Episode 3, Scene 8

 Attempting to scale an access shaft in the heart of the Pit is no easy matter - especially now that the entire prison has been alerted to the escape attempt. Merce Leck and his crew will have to overcome everything the Warden can throw at them to save Tamaya from execution... and success is not guaranteed.

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Blue Corn & Trash Dragons - (Episode 3; Scene 8)

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Friday, May 27, 2016

Bloom Like A Flower (Episode III, Scene VII) - Podcast



Episode 3, Scene 7

 Merce Leck and his crew of Imperial defectors have reached the lowest level of the Pit and freed Jedi Knight Iron Gan - but Merce's wife Tamaya is nowhere to be found. Can they make it to the Execution Deck in time to save her from certain doom?

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Bloom Like A Flower - (Episode 3; Scene 7)

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Friday, May 20, 2016

Maximum Security Bidet (Episode III, Scene VI) - Podcast



Episode 3, Scene 6

Things heat up as Merce and his motley crew of Imperial defectors gain access to the central access shaft at the heart of the prison facility. But they'll have to get past a trio of prison thugs - the Scorpion Bros. - before they get anywhere!

Featuring special guest star: Gippy Bindoo!

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Maximum Security Bidet - (Episode 3; Scene 6)

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Saturday, May 14, 2016

Aesthetics Of The Scorpion Bros (Episode III, Scene V) - Podcast



Episode 3, Scene 5

The defecting Imperials - Merc the fearless commander, Dakk the daredevil pilot, Grango and Toydarian, and Ri the Rodian Bounty Hunter - scour the hellish work floor of the prison, looking for their first contact - but the deeper they go the more complicated things become.

Featuring special guest star: Gippy Bindoo!

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Aesthetics Of The Scorpion Bros - (Episode 3; Scene 5)

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